I live under your bed.

I want this for my birthday

Anything besides “yes” means no. Any kind of protest in the slightest means n o. It’s not that fucking hard to understand.

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

adriofthedead:

ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ

laughing so hard

sadisticmonster:

sadisticmonster:

Crying

This would be me

Yup

Yes

settle-for-nothing:

kazninety-nine:

Creepy but funny

eating peanut butter before putting it on the sammich? pretty much me.

this rules

Fuck yes!